Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry

“OMG he’s such a pastry”

“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them

“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019

Pastronomy

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space

Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?

by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020

Pasiaw

A Pasiaw is a magical creature that is a force to be reconded with. Unless your Me Alice, Vera or anna u wouldn't get b Pasut if u see a Pasiaw run away because it only likes us.

I'm retarded so I yell Pasiaw.

by Penis fish123 April 24, 2020

pasortynp

idfk some weird ass word

mmmmm t pasortynp

by Crunchyforeskin June 30, 2020