Parentaganda

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.

Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"

by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011

Palengkera

A Filipino slang to describe an ill mannered or uneducated woman.

"She's always looking for a fight. She's so palengkera!"

by Degassi February 12, 2019

Pakening Shet

Two words used when an annoying person comes or just an annoying event in particular. Sometimes just used as an expression.

*rizal arrives*

Friend 1: Pakening shet naman.

*Bad situation comes in*

Friend 1: Pakening shet akala ko naman ... (Pakening shet, I really thought) .

Friend 2: Luh muntanga (You look stupid)

*Friend 2 arrives*

Friend 1: PAKENING SHET NAMAN MIA.

by eggsoelle July 30, 2019

parenthsmilies

while typing a message to someone, to include information between two smilies, each with the mouth facing a different direction

brenda: mike said he'll go on a date with me (: and maybe come over after :) next tuesday

erin: nice use of parenthsmilies girl! it adds to the effect of that big news

by mike hunt96 December 29, 2009

Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020

Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

by Satan December 16, 2002

pacen

A short fuck boy that no one likes. Usally short in height and in the pants. Can turn girls on and get them wetter than the red sea. But when they see his penis everything goes down.

Girl 1: That guy you met last night? How was he in bed
Girl 2: Ahh just a Pacen

by Farley Fart pickle May 9, 2016