kernel panic

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

Penis Panic

An unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your penis to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.

Why is your penis flailing around in your pants?

Oh, its nothing, just a penis panic.

by csa_orc2013 July 15, 2010

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.

A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!

by charlesmartel April 27, 2009

Moo Goo Gai Panic

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

by G Money February 27, 2004

Sugar Panic

Phrase. 'The intense fear someone feels when realising that there is no sugar left in the house to make their first (vital) cup of tea/coffee'

1. "He went into a fierce Sugar Panic and then died from the subsequent lack of caffeine"

by maltwhiskey April 28, 2010

Arapahoe Panic

the best hydroponic marijauna in the world.

Dude #1:Have you tried this Arapahoe Panic bud?

Dude #2:Hell yeah its dank

by 713Grl February 23, 2011

ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.

1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.

by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011