DJ Maxi Pad

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds
by Priscilla D March 16, 2024
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Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!
by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 28, 2022
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Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment
shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.
by tickledmeelmo March 05, 2023
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baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring
Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding
by Innomine Partri May 01, 2021
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Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 18, 2019
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 16, 2023
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Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 02, 2020
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