back yard buddies

Two homosexuals that live near one another and usually have sex without their wives knowing.

Damn, I had no idea John and Dan were back yard buddies!

by FineAsFuck1234 October 05, 2015

Back yard girl

A girl who has to sneak around to be with the person she loves so that his or her parents won't see her with him/her!

Yo I had to sneak in my back yard girl so my parents wouldn't see her!

by Izzy2016 March 24, 2016

F5 yard stare

The act of staring into ones computer screen for hours or even days on end. In a tunnel vision.

Oh no. Guys check it out. Dave´s got that F5 yard stare going again. Doing that facebook F5 loop.

by Heimir Han January 24, 2009

1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

by Chaostroll March 15, 2011

front yard party

its when a bunch of scumbags have an informal "get together" in the front yard.

yo lets go to that front yard party down on fif street.

by uge_cok December 12, 2007

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 05, 2015

yard bitch

A Mexican waterhead who does your yard work.

Armando Rodriguez, the yard bitch mowed my lawn and picked my weed yesterday.

by Trojan Baller23 February 04, 2009