simu-rip

Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...

The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

by Banannah-Rama April 15, 2008

Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.

I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.

by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017

rip nut

same thing as a ripper just more off the hook.

she look like she want to do it with everyone

yea she's a rip nut

by MaC bOo March 1, 2005

rip and run

to rob drug dealers (rip them off and then run the hell away)

Girl : Jesus, I crossed some 70s porn the other day -- John Holmes was hung like a goddamn blue whale. Made me wonder what the hell you got.

Guy : Yeah, but at least Eddie Nash didn't beat me to death for rippin and runnin.

OR

what do you do for a living ?
I rip and run.

by merc misfire May 14, 2006

Ripping Ass

Being really good at something

Doug is ripping ass in 2d platformers

by DougIsGoodAt2DPlatformers June 20, 2023

ripping lips

Another Minnesota original - used by fishermen to describe the action of setting the hook too hard, resulting in literally ripping the lips off a fish.

My cousin and I were ripping lips today. We didn't catch a damn thing!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Rip Shots

to take multiple shots of alcohol in a row

Janae: Are you going to that dance tonight?

Potsey: Yeah, but we should probably rip shots before we go.

by findmeonafridaynight August 28, 2011