by Lizard sandwich May 20, 2013
Get the Nut Thrustmug. The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
Get the Nut Gunkmug. When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.
by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021
Get the Nut Weakeningmug. An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.
by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011
Get the Flab Nutsmug. Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
Get the fast nutmug. Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
Get the chode nutsmug. Is a male frontal wedgie.
by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009
Get the Jimmy Nutmug.