A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Get the Granny Gum Jobsmug. by A bitch with a hot flash June 29, 2010
Get the granny tranny pillsmug. A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu.
Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.
Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.
Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)
Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?
Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)
Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)
Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.
Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time.
Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur)
Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do?
Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other)
Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty)
Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 13, 2011
Get the Gunny Granny Flumug. An elderly woman who is well into their jogging, cycling or any other keep fit activities. Not to be confused with Energizer Granny.
Look at the old go-go granny jogging over there, she looks like the female version of Jimmy Saville!
by Charverharver February 5, 2010
Get the Go-Go Grannymug. by kxix August 3, 2004
Get the rip the granny out ofmug. *person who is known for taking large sips* "hey ,can I have a sip of your drink?"
*person with drink* "sure but don't drain the granny out of it"
*person with drink* "sure but don't drain the granny out of it"
by elioisie July 9, 2017
Get the drain the granny out of itmug. This is the worse thing you can possible hit someone with. Automatically destroys ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian
Kyle: lol Stephen ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Stephen: lol stfu ur granny tranny.
Kyle:
*dies of hepatitis B*
Stephen: lol stfu ur granny tranny.
Kyle:
*dies of hepatitis B*
by Geico's #1 Follower March 14, 2018
Get the Ur granny trannymug.