When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.
Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
by H3L3X June 13, 2023
Girl 1: “Jessica seems distant and preoccupied this afternoon?”
Girl 2: “Don’t mind her, she’s in full ALFA Mode today.”
Girl 1: "ALFA Mode?"
Girl 2: "Ya, she's actively looking for ass right now."
Girl 2: “Don’t mind her, she’s in full ALFA Mode today.”
Girl 1: "ALFA Mode?"
Girl 2: "Ya, she's actively looking for ass right now."
by KM2103 October 22, 2010
The volume level on the TV when someone in the room is eating some type of potato chip, thus allowing you to hear the TV over the loud crunching.
by reneekun February 15, 2010
A state of being. This can happen in both real life and via text message or IM. It occurs when someone says something to someone else (usually as a joke), and the person becomes really serious about the issue. They stay in this state for quite a while. They reply seriously whenever someone is talking to them.
Indicators of serious mode: Lowercase only in sentences, ending all sentences with periods, one word replies, lowercase "LOL's", slow replies, setting their status as "away" or "busy", signing out of IM, replying with swearing, ending questions with periods, low use of emoticons, using an ellipsis and more.
Indicators of serious mode: Lowercase only in sentences, ending all sentences with periods, one word replies, lowercase "LOL's", slow replies, setting their status as "away" or "busy", signing out of IM, replying with swearing, ending questions with periods, low use of emoticons, using an ellipsis and more.
Phil: Hey what's up George I fucked your mom last night LOL
Bill: ...that's not fucking funny. the fuck do you want.
Phil: Why so serious?
*5 minutes later*
Bill: Brb
*Bill has signed out*
Phil: That dudes in serious mode.
Bill: ...that's not fucking funny. the fuck do you want.
Phil: Why so serious?
*5 minutes later*
Bill: Brb
*Bill has signed out*
Phil: That dudes in serious mode.
by SrsMode May 27, 2011
by i dont know right now December 12, 2006
by stupenzo October 04, 2013