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Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.
Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.
by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022
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Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.
It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.
by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020
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Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.
Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."
by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021
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culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
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Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.
'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'
by Farm Handy December 22, 2015
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