Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

battery acid

a viral drink that is made by mixing monster energy and sveral different types of candy.

hey jimmy, let's go make some battery acid after school.

by MiseryMatrix January 17, 2023

Phenidic acid

Phenidic acid, or Ritalinic Acid, or Evitalinic Acid is a portmanteau of 2-{Phen}yl-2-(p{i}peri{d}in-2-yl) acet{ic} {acid}. It is used to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Ethylphenidate (Evitalin) by reacting it with methanol and ethanol. 2-Phenyl-2-(piperidin-2-yl) acetic acid is awesome!

Steve: I reacted Phenidic acid and Methanol to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin). I used the rest of the Phenidic acid to make Ethylphenidate (Evitalin).

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Acid Diarrhea

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.

Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.

I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...

Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea

Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!

by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017

Team Acid

A team full of sexy boys touching themselves daily, they are straight up GAYmers. destroying everyone else in: Fortnite, Minecraft and Roblox

guy in team acid: Wassup boy
random guy on street: hello...
guy in team acid: are you gay?
random guy on street: No
guy in team acid: you are a homophobe

by LickMeUnderMyFoot August 17, 2019

Acided

The act of getting acid thrown upon yourself.

"Jacob got Acided by that guy"

by MGLprogamer45471 February 23, 2018

My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021