numberfag

Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.

Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!

Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!

Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!

Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.

by Aedu December 20, 2010

number ten

Something which is not good, distinctly not second or third rate even, but tenth rate. Originated, as far as i can tell, in vietnam where the phrase, you're number ten gi joe might've been popular. popularized in the movie indiana jones by that kid.

you not number one, you number ten doctah jones

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Number Nine

Another name for a girls clit.

"Goin' down to her number nine."

by MatthewJames June 24, 2008

Name Rank and Serial Number

Name Rank and Serial Number are the only things that a POW is supposed to give to his captors. This has lead to it being used to signify lying or being unresponsive to the questioning of authority figures.

Employee 1: I saw the boss grilling you in his office did you tell him I put the gay personal ad in the paper with his name and home phone?

Employee 2: Don't worry about it man, Name rank and serial number.

by burnthings March 9, 2010

number 2

What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team

last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.

by ??????? ????? September 1, 2010

Law of large numbers

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.

Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.

by unnamed casino employee May 17, 2004

rule number 5

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

by steppernack November 21, 2012