Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.

"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"

by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020

www.nothing.c0m

I LOVE THEM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! THEY ARE SO COOL AND NICE TO TALK TO<333333

Person 1: Hey have you heard of www.nothing.c0m?
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by acid<3 July 21, 2021

a font of nothing

no servir para nada

a new girl was transferring
what do you know about her?
new girl
you are a font of nothing

by luliviviana January 21, 2014

i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

by Lead em in deep, February 10, 2014

played out for nothin

When something is old as hell but stuck on repeat because you are used to it.

E.G.

Want to hit up that bar dowtown?

Nah, that place is played out for nothin.

by Lyss 34k August 24, 2019

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021