ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018

Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

cyborg noodle

Cyborg Noodle is a cyborgs of Gorillaz band member Noodle Cyborg Noodle is also really fucking hot

Cyborg noodle is so flipping cute

by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017

Fladoodle Noodle

Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.

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by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010

noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

by Kiendra January 16, 2021