Sex zone

The friend zone, but for women. All men are willing to have sex, but commitment is a different ballgame.

I've been sex-zoned by this guy for the last 6 months. It's a 'situationship.'

I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.

by Bill 215 May 8, 2023

International Zone

The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.

Hey, let's go to that new Vietnamese place in the War Zone. I mean, sorry, the international zone.

by kickitbarelas August 8, 2009

Chuckles Zone

A zone ruled by the entity that is Chuckles. Known as the 5.5th dimension, actually surpassing the Twilight Zone in strangeness. It is said if you manage to make it to the Chuckles Zone, you will have gone too insane to find your way back. Espace from the Chuckles Zone is impossible

Hey, where'd Logan go?" "Oh, he rules the Chuckles Zone man. He's never coming back.

by LibertyLippey January 10, 2011

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

Splash Zone

The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check

Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

see zoning

Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?

A: I really like your dp!
B: <Blue ticks>
A: Hell, he's see zoning me.

by #scribe June 5, 2017