heinz tomato ketchup

It's our Sun ripened toatoes

heinz tomato ketchup is red

by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017

The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022

Rotten Tomato's Law

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.

Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning

by large_erection14 April 14, 2018

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

Big lettuce tomato

It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.

“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”

by Big boi27 November 10, 2018

Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 21, 2013