naked otter

An insufficient sized dick, mostly reffered to the gays 👏, but can be used to talk about any lil dick ass nigga

Amanda: Did you know Jeff had a naked otter
Chloe: Yeah duh he's gay asf

Amanda:But he fucked Alise last year

Chloe: Shit then he just got a lil ass dick

by Anastasia idcidcidc April 16, 2017

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.

"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!

by Burrow Owl February 2, 2004

The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)

I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.

by Phatern1 December 15, 2008

naked chicken skating

exactly what it says, only known to fans of UK show Bo Selecta, shamone

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

people will want to see you naked

the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.

Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked

by Oceania June 6, 2007

Naked mile

An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.

John is runing the naked mile.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009

Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.

Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."

by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010