My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick

@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one

by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Suck My Dick

An idiom used by an individual to sarcastically insult an adversary by emphasizing the adversaries' inability to cease an undesired perpetuation that is advantageous to the individual.
The idiom meaning is derived by sarcastically insinuating that an adversary has no desired options and is offered an additional undesired option to emphasize the deficiency of desirable options (under the assumption that "sucking an adversaries dick" is undesired).

The Police Can "Suck My Dick".

by TheRealJester420 March 23, 2023