A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher
by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020
Get the Jellybean Muncher mug.1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward
2) A coward
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Girl 1: “Oh yeah my boyfriend gave me the best orgasm the other day”
Girl 2: “Oh damn he must have been one of those clitoris munchers”
Girl 2: “Oh damn he must have been one of those clitoris munchers”
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