Mulch

This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.

-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”

by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023

mulchgulping

The action of drinking muddy water (mulch)
People may refer to you as a mulchgulper.

“Have you been mulchgulping?”

by Hawhe November 23, 2023

Mulchmaxing

The act of turning into a cute lebotomite dog and eating copious amounts of mulch and loam

" Yeah ive been mulchmaxing recently its how i could goon for 80 days straight "

by Jacelol November 25, 2023

mulch gang

mulch gang is a group of people who post videos of cute dogs with captions written in rainbow letters about things to do with mulch.

mulch gang is life.
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person a: “hey mulch gang, how are you mulching today?”

person b:”i’m mulching quite well thank you fellow mulch”

by mulchgang November 26, 2023

Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped

by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023

mulpan

A green pillow that hates dual portals

Mulpan challenge

by Muscle cars rule December 3, 2023

Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!

"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"

by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023