mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.

Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.

by Shay Dee June 20, 2018

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

by leschaps June 15, 2009

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

micky mouse

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

cat and mouse

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

by Mark Preston March 12, 2003