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Mickey Mouse 

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.
Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
Mickey Mouse by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

double clicking her mouse 

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.

my mouse 

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.
Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse
my mouse by DutchPancakes July 24, 2016

Cancer mouse 

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
Cancer mouse by puritard November 5, 2018

Rats Mouse 

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.
“Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”
Rats Mouse by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019

computer mouse 

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.
I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.
computer mouse by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020