Moose Antlers

Slang for a fourfold vibrator. Often used in connection with a sexual act called Canada's History.

Girl 1:
Did you manage to clean your Moose Antlers? After studying Canada's History last week they were a sticky mess!

Girl 2: I got rid of most of the maple syrup by hand, but after putting them in the dishwasher they now are as good as new.

by LittleStevieC February 06, 2010

Maggie Moose

When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.

Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose

by jsc7911 December 03, 2008

scary moose

First of all you need to have a mirror directly in front of your bed. Then, while you are POUNDING your girlfriend doggy style while facing that mirror you quickly pull your penis out and jam it in her anus as hard as you can while placing both hands behind her head with your fingers spread out. Look in the mirror at this exact moment and your girlfriend will turn into the fabled "Scary Moose" with sound effects and all. Find a scary moose and you will almost certainly lose a girlfriend!!!

I turned my girlfriend into a scary moose last night and haven't seen her sitting down since... come to think of it, I haven't seen her AT ALL since!!!

by King Daehlon August 26, 2009

moose jaw

when a guy wears tight pants and his package shows through............ baisically a male camel toe

hahaha zack has moose jaw.......

by big bubba cell 319 November 22, 2009

Moose Syrup

Canadian slang for cum/ejaculate/jizz

He jerked off in his cabin in the woods and busted a good load of moose syrup.

by caninja February 15, 2015

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019

moose fuckin

an event thats to good for what someones trying to take there. To make fun of someone or their junk.

JASON:Were going street racing
SCOTTY:Good im taking my camaro!
JASON:I wouldnt drive that thing to a moose fuckin.

other example:
JOSH:Why arent you inviting Scotty to the concert?
JASON:His B O stinks, he couldnt attend a moose fuckin!

by bobtheagent January 25, 2009