Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."

by RallyRogers November 10, 2014

mongolian slipper

When your eating ass and she puts hot sauce inside your asshole

I spice up my sex life by giving my boyfriend a mongolian slipper

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

Mongolian Fireman

When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.

Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman

by Stew Boy&Mahalo June 14, 2018

Mongolian Merry Go Round

When 3 or more men rotate around in a circle around a small animal while ejaculating all over it

Man that was so fun when we Mongolian Merry Go rounded the Doob last night after Attending ninjas funeral

by Heythatwasprettygooddbo July 22, 2018

mongoloidio

A Mongoloid, just more mongy

"Hey, did you see Kevin?"
"Yeah, he's evolved from a mongoloid to a mongoloidio"

by UltraInstinctJoeBiden February 20, 2019

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019