MOFA

"Mom I find attractive".
A more respectful alternative from MILF (mom I wanna fuck)

It can also be used by sex repulsed/ averse persons.
As well as DIFA for dads and GIFA (gender neutal) for grandparents.

She really is a MOFA.

by J.Gaby February 7, 2023

moofer

cherry loving internet terrorist

such a moofer

by 2dmoofer January 17, 2023

MoodakMidnate

MoodakMidnate is a ritual done typically at night time where the tribe summons demons to witness mass genocide under the eyes of satan

Person 1: Yo it’s time for MoodakMidnate
Person 2: Satan will witness my kill streak of 2

by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023

Moof

a cool guy

have u met my friend moof? hes cool

by moofmoofmoof May 24, 2023

mogfas

Short for mother fucker

Sup mogfas

by Ballslapper52 June 21, 2023

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

moof

A very oblivious un-observant person, with zero spacial awareness

that person is such a moof, he can’t even walk in a straight line

by moofynu July 28, 2024