meloncollar 

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

meloncollar by umetaro April 30, 2011

Melon 

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

Melon by RomanThorne October 19, 2015

melon boy 

A child sex slave in the Philippines, from age 8 -16.

That kid across the street is a melon boy.

melon boy by Phgale January 13, 2016

Melon 

The singular noun for a tit or plural ly known as tits

Jake Paul has massive melons and plays with them on Tuesdays

Melon by PENG TING ELSIE❤️❤️ December 15, 2017

melon-tits 

Melanie Rumford boobies. they're hot they're nice and she knows how to use them.

WaHoo chech out he melon-tits!

melon-tits by rasha October 2, 2007

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

Weasel Melon by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

melonfart 

Human–goat sexual intercourse is one of the more common types of bestiality. Of male zoophiles, 28% admitted sexual attraction to goats, ranking fourth. In female zoophiles, sexual attraction to goats is very rare or non-existent. Actual levels of sexual use of goats were lower than this however.1 The act is usually performed by a male human upon a goat of either sex; male goats do not commonly take the initiative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.2

check out all that melonfart at the petting zoo!!

melonfart by Mary J. Ana January 20, 2011