Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.

Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018

Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

by Dumpin Donuts February 24, 2011

Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.

Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.

by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010

Mayonaise Sandwich

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

by King MIssile August 26, 2005

Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007