Oh hi mark

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019

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Skid-mark Cobra

When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.

What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.

by filmconneseaur December 16, 2008

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Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

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questamation mark

The use of both an exclamation point and a question mark together to convey astonishment.

When texting/emailing....
Friend one: I can't believe he hasn't called me!
Friend two: I know! WTF?!
Friend one: Seriously?!
When speaking...Oh my God *questamation mark*

by Abigail_BP November 8, 2007

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