manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004

Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

manlinger

when the odor of jizz surrounds an individual.

Man 1: Dude, that dude smells like jizz!
Man 2: Yeah, he's got manlinger

by riddythekid May 18, 2010

Maningitis

When a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or homosexual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. ass kickin, beer chuggin, Chuck Norris)

Sally has a bout of MANINGITIS. She's been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.

by crazysanity123 October 1, 2010

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

Manwingo

a white man with a huge cock who knows how to use it

Steve was known for being a real manwingo on campus. Folks couldn't wait for their chance with the manwingo.

by geetman November 11, 2012

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012