The phobia of someone
stepping on your hands when they're
on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just
made it up.
Billy: Hey, bob,
how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'...
I don't know, minecraft
pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.