When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 30, 2013
While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
by HeiferHunter November 06, 2021
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Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020
Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".
by Professor Timóteo April 04, 2020
she's the most beautiful being on this earth. she is intelligent, caring, pretty, a good listener, loving, a good friend, and much more. she'll be there for you whenever you need her to be there. whenever you ask her for help, she would never hesitate to help you. many would say that she's wifey material. she's perfect.
person one: "montana is perfect for you. she's literally wifey material."
person two: "yeah i know. i love her so much"
person one: " i need someone like her."
person two: "yeah i know. i love her so much"
person one: " i need someone like her."
by www.fuckdemkids.com July 01, 2022
by The juiciest tip June 19, 2022