lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

space log

taking a dump and freezing it, afterwords putting a condom on it and using it to have sex with a girl

joey was searching the party for a chick to space log

by T8 December 4, 2005

Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.

by ForShame October 30, 2010

Longest Log

This is when you take a shit in the morning while you have morning wood, thus making it feel like the shit and wood is connected creating the "Longest Log".

Chris took a massive shit in the morning while he had a hard-on creating the longest log.

by nvrlost817 January 31, 2010

Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

by Leelynn May 29, 2010

cheese log

Nickname for a stupid fat kid.

Look at "Cheese Log" over there trying to do a push up.

by hollywoodhorror June 21, 2006

Bowdoin Log

Noun: a sex act consisting of two people, one lying in the ejaculate-coated floor of Lighthouse, and the other squatting over the first's chest and releasing a single, solid poop. Participants must be first years, and traditionally recite the Offer of the College throughout the act

Hey man, did you see that guy get a fat Bowdoin log the other night? I haven't seen one that big since Clayton Rose came to Ivies

by Tfoster04011 May 9, 2018