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Lissed

To "liss" something means to steal it, and resell it at the most profitable price. Usually the stolen object is a cell phone, ipod or just cash. Once an object is lissed it will never be seen again.
Bro i think Scott lissed my phone, let's go kick his ass!
by loathingrocker December 8, 2010
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Craig's List Orgy

A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?

Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010
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talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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Celebrity list

A list created by the individuals of a monogomous relationship at the point of becoming exclusive in order to notate which celebrities they are allowed to have sex with, if given the opportunity, and will not have committed any kind of wrong-doing that may conflict with the current terms of monogomy agreed upon by the individuals of the relationship. The details, such as number of times sex is allowed, sexual acts perform such as oral, anal, and various positions, must be decided by the couple. This term is derived from the TV show Entourage, Season 3 Episode 10. This may also be known as a "Celeb list".
"I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and my girlfriend couldn't complain because she knew that Jennifer Aniston was on my celebrity list."
by jolpyman2 August 29, 2006
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punch list

1. (noun) List of items for a project that still need to be completed after a project is closed and handed over to the requestor. These are items not necessary to start and run the process but were part of the project scope.

2. (noun) List of people or things that need to be literally or figuratvely punched. This list is typically held by a project manager or engineer and often contains the names of those who caused punchlist items.
1. Guy 1: We are two days late on intalling this pipe. How can we get this done?

Guy 2: Just put in the pipe and we can punchlist the insulation. We can come back next week and get it.

2. They delayed us 2 days and cost us $500k extra? Oh yea, the pipefitters are on the punch list.
by longshot162 May 12, 2011
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Exception List

For people in a committed relationship, a list of people with whom they are allowed to have sexual encounters with.

The term comes from the people on the list being "exceptions" to your committed relationship. i.e. "I'm not allowed to have sex with anyone but my girlfriend..... except for Jennifer Aniston"

Both men and women can have exception lists and in most relationships where they're used each person will have their own list.

Typically the people on an exception list are models or celebrities or people whom you would never expect to have a chance to sleep with. Although it is possible to have an exception list naming a co-worker or a friend this would not be common.
Carrie Underwood is so hot. I'm adding her to my exception list!
by Danieldjl June 7, 2011
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Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.
Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!
by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011
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