Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 14, 2010

Fed him his lunch

The act of beating the shit out of someone; unmerciful ass kicking; usually a term used by hockey players to define a good beatdown

Frankiee: "fuck bud this kid really pissed me the fuck off last night"
Me: "yeah? Did ya give it to him?"
Frankiee: "oh ya i fuckin fed him his lunch"

by Dust3r March 12, 2017

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

launchcraft

A piece of shit invented by a curly haired dude

Guy 1: Hey, have you installed the newest launchcraft.
Guy 2: Yeah it deleted my %appdata%
Guy 3: I always knew that curly haired dude was a motherfucker

by CurlyGHater July 28, 2012

launchtrip

The last Big family trip before your kids move out and become adults.

Our family is going in a launchtrip to Europe before the kids go to college.

by Amandamay June 14, 2018

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020