Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

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Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022

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Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

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lap

come or come around

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way

by rancky March 31, 2021

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National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

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lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

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