Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 10, 2021

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.

"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"

by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009

Victory Lap

To hickey a girls breast

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark

by JackRosa July 26, 2021

Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.

That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!

by Spank Hill October 24, 2025

Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020