the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

you got knocked the fuck out

standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.

makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...

it always happens in the following succession:

1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'

2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face

3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground

4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'

by sickofthepussies August 17, 2007

knocked up

to get pregnant; an unplanned pregnancy, unwanted.

fuck yo! i just knocked up this bitch, now i gotta pay child support!

by master p March 3, 2005

Titty Knockers

Boobs

Q.Ben, does your girlfriend have large titty knockers?
A.yes they are like blasting comets

by GINGER BEE February 11, 2009

knocked the fuck out

The phrase commonly used on friday movies when someone gets their ass kicked.

Young man you got knock the fuck out.

by John Spartan November 22, 2003

knicker gravy

Excessive lady's snail trail promoted by warmer weather.

I say dear, is that knicker gravy or my jiz?

by Maz R May 23, 2005

kipper's knickers

The kipper's knickers is actually one of a set of nonsense catchphrases from 1920's America. It indicates something excellent, admirable or first-rate - NOT a female who's personal hygeine is in question as posted by iamamanufan on this site.

You think you're the kipper's knickers, don't you?

by The kippers knickers March 9, 2017