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Bork-Knob

An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 10, 2023
mugGet the Bork-Knobmug.

Cheesy Knob

Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.
Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend
by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
mugGet the Cheesy Knobmug.

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.
*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
Knob hair man!”
by Niggashyper August 20, 2018
mugGet the Knob hairmug.

Knob slobber

To deep throat so far the males balls fit in the females mouth
by Nicholas Gatlin June 3, 2016
mugGet the Knob slobbermug.

Knob poppin

I can't believe you were knob poppin on my bussy last night David!
by MakeCakeFartsGreatAgain December 26, 2020
mugGet the Knob poppinmug.

knob shot

While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool
by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017
mugGet the knob shotmug.

Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty
Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly
by VXCASXV January 25, 2021
mugGet the Cheesy knobmug.

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