Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024

keyboard wave

a thing you do on your keyboard when ur bored

a typical keyboard wave is like this: sdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlok

by plscommitdie June 16, 2020

Keyboard Theory

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.

Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023

keyboard

clicky clicky you needed it to search this clicky clicky

i like my keyboard

by clicky clicky April 20, 2022

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021