Kevin

Kevin is the basically a troll living under the bridge

Man, I was trying to get to my friend's house when I met Kevin on the bridge, he wanted to tag along so I went back home instead.

by nacovatiom September 2, 2018

Kevin

Crackhead and all around good guy, local to WVU

Kevin was here.

by pizzabageltime September 25, 2019

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017