Junk Jealous

Being jealous of another mans' junk.

When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.

by DJ_Schmidty October 31, 2009

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Junk Mood

The sad, depressed, and guilt-filled feeling you receive after eating an extremely large amount of junk food.

Guy 1: What Up
Guy 2: I ate so many fuckin cheetos bro and I feel like shit.
Guy 3: You are in a fuckin junk mood!

by Professor BigLots October 24, 2010

Junkanese

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.

I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...

by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011

junk food luck

when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.

chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"

by brando moskun July 23, 2011

jangle junk

1. Big dangling balls

His jangle junk makes his cock look small.

by B-rent April 8, 2004

jumbo junk

the word JUMBO JUNK is used to describe a males big penis or ballsack. junk is slang for a man's penis and ballsack area. jumbo is in the word to describe the largeness of the penis or ballsack.

my boyfriend named his dick jumbo junk because he is just so big.

by bob motherfucking sagett February 14, 2009