"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013
Get the Jonas paradox mug.A pop-rock band of 3 brothers from Wyckoff, NJ that have released 4 studio albums together since 2006. They've captured the hearts and souls of millions of teens across the globe with their boyish good looks and wonderful songwriting skills. As of July 26th, 2009 they are currently on their World Tour. "Jonas Brothers" members are Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Girl 1: Have you heard the new album from the Jonas Brothers?
Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?
Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?
by mufasa_quepasa July 26, 2009
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A group of three talented young men from New Jersey who formed a band after the youngest, Nick, was discovered by Columbia Records.
They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.
They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)
They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.
They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.
They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.
They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)
They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.
They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.
Idiotic Teenage Guy on Writing on Urban Dictionary: Definition of the Jonas Brothers...Fags, Cock Suckers, etc...
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.
Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.
Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.
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He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
by Boab56 August 28, 2012
Get the Jonas Diec mug.People who like the Jonas Brothers. There are many perceptions of us fans, most of them being that we can't spell, or use punctuation. And that we are pre-teen girls. I am a girl, who is a teenager, who can spell. So don't stereotype us all.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.
Some Jonas Fans: "Omggg!!!! Jonas brothersss i luv uu so mucH marr y meey! you r so so so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luff yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. speek l8r? mwa mwa xoxoxo"
Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."
Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."
Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."
Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."
Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."
Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."
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