curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

loomis job

The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk

Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.

Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.

by Spurtesh November 9, 2013

flesh job

The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.

by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019

insurance job

Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.

See also: Brexit, fire sale.

Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.

by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020

Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

by flute September 11, 2019

Swirl Job

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris

Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010