slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’

mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne

by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021

Billie Jeaning

When you claim someone is the father of your baby when they are in fact not

My ex is trying to make money by Billie Jeaning me!

by I Like To Define Words August 31, 2021

Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

mary janing

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

by anna#banana January 31, 2024

pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.

Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

De'Aundra Janine

Born August 27th 1987 in Honolulu, HI. She is a fashionista, Hair Dreeser, Mak-up artist, and stylist. She is beautiful, educated, succcesful, ambitious, a litlle hood but far from ghetto.

I saw De'Aundra Janine at the mall, she's such a fashionista!
I had an early photoshoot, and De'Aundra Janine was perfect onhair & make-up!

by deaunholi December 17, 2010

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024