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January 14

The day when the japs are born. These people are sooo jappy their favorite clothes are probably their free city sweatpants or their aviator nation. They also really love themselves and their birthday
Girl: OMG ITS MY BDAY I GOT NEW AVIATOR NATION

Boy: geez dude she’s such a jap and why does she love her birthday so much

Other boy: it’s cuz she was born in January 14
January 14 by Teheheheheheee January 23, 2020

January 10 

January 10 is hug any and all Gingers day, this is a day dedicated to them. They may get a lot of days for them but they truly deserve it. We love them all deep down
Girl: there’s he is! He’s so cute and I LOVE his red/orange hair
Girls best friend: well it’s your lucky day it’s January 10, hug a ginger day!
Girl: let’s go!
January 10 by Imyoungandinlove January 5, 2021

January 19th 

National Fuck your gf/bf
Max: Today is January 19th

John: Bet now i get to fuck my gf
January 19th by pp.in.my.ass.hole. February 2, 2021

January 1st, 2020 

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)
You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name

January 18 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
January 18 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 17 

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴
c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵
January 17 by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019