Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013

ital

it takes a leffler

You wanna play ball but can't get numbers...ital

by mackles88 June 11, 2018

Loko Italiano

An alcoholic drink containing 2 Parts Espresso 2 Parts Sambucca Blanco.

Consumed by Goombas all over.

Four Loko's are whack you need a Loko Italiano.

by NJGoomba October 17, 2010

crazy italian

A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy

"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"

by Josh♥ May 19, 2014

hott buff Italian

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008

Italian Stallion

Alessandro Cortini... Enough said. He is the epitome of an Italian Stallion, and also the keyboardist of Nine Inch Nails... Front man of Modwheelmood. Sexy beast.

The fact that 99.9% of the human population misspell his name just adds to the simple truth that Alessandro is an Italian Stallion.

by Trouble!!1one!1! June 11, 2006

Italian man

A man... from Italy.

P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.

by sighkick June 28, 2018