Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".

Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

ironic sex

Ironic sex is when sex becomes ironic.
Extreme irony During sex.
Having a shower after sex, then having sex in the shower instead.

irony, ironic, sex, ironically, iron, anvil

Eg1. Having sex after a shower to clean up, but end up having sex in the shower.

Eg2. Having sex in the shower then having a shower after shower sex to clean up. AKA Having ironic sex in the shower.

by Madriff March 22, 2008

ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

by now bored June 22, 2011

iron palm

when you jerk off too hard, cutting off the circulation, therefore resulting in no sperm leaking.

lonely guy:"Hey I was on this porn website, but i got the iron palm. So, I had to throw in the towel. Literally. I had a towel for clean up but it served no purpose because of IRON PALM"

super stud:"heh, i actually did leak sperm last night while i was fucking your girl"

by elevenyearsoldand10centimeters May 20, 2009

Pig-iron

Solid iron taken from a blast furnace; first metallic product after the reduction of iron ore. Full of impurities and brittle. Almost always further refined to steel or cast iron. In molten form, referred to as hot metal

The largest blast furnaces in the world can produce 10,000 tonnes per day of pig iron.

by sentinel75 May 10, 2005

Push iron

A word scrubbers use to describe a 'bicycle'.

Phillip: 'az tha sin iz new push iron?'

Barnabas: 'ahh propa suspension 'n lot; musta cost a few bob'

Phillip: 'nar mate e nicked it frum that rich bitch's shed'

by The Serotonin Master June 8, 2011

Iron Hitler

An Iron Hitler starts out like a regular Hitler - by smearing shit under a sleeping or passed out persons nose and making a moustache. The ‘Iron’ part comes from then sticking the shit covered finger up both of the persons nostrils.

I gave a drunk and Iron Hitler last weekend and ended up with boogers on my finger.

by n9541086 February 6, 2007