Schrodinger's iPhone

When you drop your iPhone face-down and have to check if the screen is cracked or not

"I dropped my iPhone off the balcony this morning and had the most stressful case of Schrodinger's iPhone when I had to pick it up. Thank God the screen wasn't cracked!"

by KimJongLil May 18, 2014

Alan’s IPhone 7

He won’t let you look at anything

Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7

by Alan’s IPhone 7 December 9, 2019

no iphone

it is when no iphone

dude theres no iphone

by radicalleftistacabblm December 1, 2020

blame my iphone

A phrase used when your iPhone's alarm doesn't go off on time due to the iOS software bug which apparently affects recurrent alarms on daylight savings and year end dates.

Good afternoon boss, I overslept 5 hours today, sorry, blame my iphone.

by typec4st January 2, 2011

Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013

wow iphone

what you say when you're an indian guy who gets his android phone destroyed and then some other indian guy gives you iphone

Guy 1: iphone
*sounds of an android phone hitting the ground*
Guy 2: *getting ready to attack guy 1*
Guy 1: *gives guy 2 iphone* iphone
Guy 2: wow iphone

by TechNerd22 September 25, 2021

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022