Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz

A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one

by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019

Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily

Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks

by studderblox January 20, 2024

iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by why are russian girls so cute September 10, 2025

iPhone

A hybrid of Phoneia Joneia. The most known iPhone is iPhone-Chan.

iPhones are good

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

iPhone

The best phone's on the market RIGHT NOW.

Person 1: what phone should i buy?
Person 2: iPhone

by CoolGuyWith iPhone February 18, 2022

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022