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Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
by AI_Buni October 15, 2022
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iPhone

The iPhone is a line of mobile cellular devices produced by Apple. They were first released in 2007, and run on a proprietary operating system, known as iOS (iPhone Operating System.)
by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025
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iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.
Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT
by Not_Ice March 5, 2022
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iPhone creepy

1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)

2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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iPhone air

an iPhone so cooked it makes the iPhone 16e look good
the iPhone air is doomed to flop
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Iphone

by Syura- November 3, 2022
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IPHONE USER

The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.

90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
by Dr!p k!ng April 21, 2024
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