Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
by Buck naked May 30, 2017
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Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
by TinyPocketRocket April 07, 2020
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Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.
"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."
by PlayaLove July 27, 2009
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cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.
I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning
by mikestreety September 19, 2017
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shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007
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brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004
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jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"

by Trinity R January 13, 2008
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