Flesh bong

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it

Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!

by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.

That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !

by The Norx June 11, 2018

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

Flesh pizza

Term referring to the male or female genetalia

After the movie we went home and she gave up her flesh pizza

She wanted the back door delivery of my flesh pizza

by friendofchickenslave August 19, 2013

flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.

That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.

by Ginger S August 14, 2020